The French Kiss

Step 1
Prepare ~ Make sure you are showered, clean, and have no foul body odor. Use deodorant. Floss your teeth well, THEN brush.

Step 2
Breath Mint ~ ALWAYS carry breath mints when you think you might kiss. Find a sly way to slip one into your mouth. You mouth should be fresh and inviting. Even a fairly clean mouth get stale and unpleasant without the occasional mint.

Step 3
Get Permission ~ Make sure you have her permission before attempting a kiss. Say something like, "I really want to kiss you right now." If she objects, don't attempt the kiss.

Step 4
The Approach ~ Slowly approach her lips with yours. Pause for a moment before letting your lips touch. This will build excitement and anticipation. When your lips touch, kiss softly, briefly, and with no tongue. Then pull away slightly.

Step 5
Wait for Response ~ Pull your lips an inch or two from hers. Wait to see if she leans in or pulls away. If she pulls away, drop the kissing for a while.

Step 6
Continue ~ If she responds by leaning in for more kissing, let her lead for a moment. Open your mouth, but don't slip any tongue yet. Let her be the first to introduce the use of tongue. After she uses her tongue, you are free to use yours as well.

Step 7
Hand Placement ~ You shouldn't try to wrap her in an embrace at first. Instead, build excitement by gently touching her hands or cheek. DO NOT GRAB BODY PARTS. Go slowly.